went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
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