Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
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