you would pick up someone in the library
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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