C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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