Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
Randomize
