did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Dude, I woke up in the middle of the night and your room mate was just standing there at the foot of the bed, watching us sleep.. you don't remember me shaking the shit out of you to tell you this?!
This could explain the reason why I've been finding his clothing and keys scattered in random parts of my room..
AND THIS DOESN'T WORRY YOU?!
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
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