he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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