i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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