And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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