do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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