Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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