Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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