I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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