Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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