I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I'm always down for nudity.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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