i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
Two words: nipple clamps
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