i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
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