Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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