Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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