I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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