Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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