I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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