are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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