I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
