you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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