What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
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