We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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