i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
I need a beard to bite.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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