He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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