Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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