I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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