By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
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