is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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