One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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