she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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