That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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