I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
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