After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
my being single is dangerous.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
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