It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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