Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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