I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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