So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
