We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
whose parrot is this?
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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