I'm laying in your front yard are you home
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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