Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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