She is in my trunk
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
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