i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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