Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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