just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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