I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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