This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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