I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
don't judge my taste in strippers
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
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