she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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