I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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