jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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